tastefullyoffensive:

“Bye honey, I’m off to work.” [x]

(via the-lady-thing)

johnlindley665:

Anti-Vist/Bring Me The Horizon.

brokengirlposts:

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

always here for anyone x

(Source: the-science-llama, via tobuildcastlesintheair-ahr)

theheadtheheartthetardis:

potterwholockchristmas:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you

My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep

(via senxkotoba)

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

toanuparu:

MY MOM HAS THIS NASTY THING WITH HER EYES, RIGHT.

WELL ANYWAY, SHE HAD EYEDROPS.

BUT THEY GAVE HER EYE AN ALLERGIC REACTION.

AND IT CAUSED HER EYE TO GLOW IN THE DARK.

AND SHE SAYS SHE ACTUALLY HAD GREEN/PURPLE NIGHT VISION.

MY MOM’S COOLER THAN YOURS, DOES UR MUM HAVE NIGHT VISION? NO? DIDN’T THINK SO.

This could be the weirdest superhero origin story.

(Source: keetonguu, via tripster-and-the-mad-hatter)

redbull:

Adventure is what you make it. #givesyouwings Click for more

(Source: dylandblue, via senxkotoba)

thecellopirate:

thecellopirate:

thecellopirate:

why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom

because freedom rings

image

stop unfollowing me

(via senxkotoba)

murdermitten1993:

Oh give me a break

lron-man:

girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

(via skytheas)